iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

im respectful to girls and thats probably why i dont get laid. other possibility is large scorpion tail growing out of my tailbone

d0gbl0g:

wowza

d0gbl0g:

wowza

seriousjones:

A girl was excited for her sweet 16, and she asked her boyfriend to buy her a car. He said yes. The night of the party, he didn’t come. She was very sad. Then she found out he’d died trying to drive two cars at once to her party. Like this if you love your boyfriend.

equius:

one time i said “no hetero, no hetero” in school

and this popular athletic straight boy sittin in front of me turned around super slow and looked at me and went “no… hetero?” in the TINIEST MOST BROKEN VOICE IMAGINABLE like he looked and sounded so timid and confused and he was looking at me like his whole life has been a lie because he realized he might be sitting near a queer person

b4thsalts:

if i post a selfie and no one reblogs it did i rlly post a selfie