conkersradfurday:

jesus christ how pissed does this rugged motherfucker look like “yeah I broke the fucking rules what about it”

koryos:

koryos:

so i’ve been experimenting with ways to make the axolotls’ feeding less messy and i found these tiny candleholders that looked perfect but

i put food in one for moony and he keeps biting the sides and going all around it and he can’t figure out that the food is INSIDE

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i think he thinks the food is underneath this mysterious new rock HE’S SO FRUSTRATED IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF IS THIS

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UPDATE HE FIGURED IT OUT BLESS HIM

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shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

dw:

today i found out that my grandma betty actually used to be named bessie but she legally changed her name because she thought bessie was a cow name and that’s the funniest shit i’ve ever heard

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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officialunitedstates:

it is not your fault if you fail.  you are made up of billions of cells.  it is their fault